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Two Things That Are Better Smashed... Avocados & The Patriarchy Shirt

Two Things That Are Better Smashed... Avocados & The Patriarchy Shirt

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PRODUCT DESCRIPTION

Shop our Two Things That Are Better Smashed... Avocados & The Patriarchy shirt.  Affordable, funny shirt for all types of fitness.

 

This design is available in a flowy racerback tank top. This is a great option for working out in.  Choose from 6 different color options.

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LF
02/03/2023
Lara F.
United States United States

Great tank!

I love my tank! The fabric is soft, it fits well , and the saying is fun.

LD
08/09/2022
Lisa D.
United States United States

Great quality items!

It’s a good quality and easy to wear shirt. Light weight for working out or on hot days.

IM
08/03/2022
Irene M.
United States United States

Smash the patriarchy

So soft and the best saying!

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KB
07/26/2022
Kelly B.
United States United States

A great tank!

I love this song and so much I bought 4 more the day after wearing this to workout for the first time. Love these tanks! Comfortable and makes me feel like a badass when I workout!

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07/26/2022
Jolene H.
United States United States

Brilliant and funny!

Not only is this top super soft and comfortable, it allows me to state my opinion loud and clear in a way that makes people first laugh and then totally get it. I get so many compliments on this shirt and wear it proudly wherever I go.

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