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I Need Something That's More Than Coffee But Less Than Cocaine Shirt
I Need Something That's More Than Coffee But Less Than Cocaine Shirt
PRODUCT DESCRIPTION
PRODUCT DESCRIPTION
You got 3 hours of sleep. Maybe it was the 3rd cup of coffee at 4pm. Maybe you were up way too late scrolling on Tiktok. Could've been the guy on your street who started his big dumb truck that desperately needs a new exhaust at 4am. Whatever the reason, your usual morning coffee is just not going to cut it today.
Been there, done that. That's why we created this funny workout shirt! It will be the most comfortable workout shirt you own! This design is available in a flowy racerback tank top. This option is great for working out in. Choose from 6 different color options.
SIZING CHART
SIZING CHART
| US | |
|---|---|
| S | 2-4 |
| M | 6-10 |
| L | 10-14 |
| XL | 14-18 |
| XXL | 18-20 |
RETURN INFORMATION
RETURN INFORMATION
- 30-day return policy applies to eligible items.
- Free return shipping available for exchanges and store credit.
- For refunds to original payment method, return shipping fees apply.
- International customers are responsible for all return shipping costs.
- Items marked as 'Final Sale' are excluded from returns. Please check the product description.
SHIPPING & DELIVERY
SHIPPING & DELIVERY
- Free Standard Shipping: Orders over $100
- All Orders Ship from Massachusetts, USA
- International Shipping: $5.99 off for orders over $100
- U.S. Delivery Timeframe: 5-8 business days (includes processing)
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United StatesUnbelievably AWESOME
The softest, most comfortable gear around. High quality, lasts forever, and never disappointed! Love CVG!
United StatesLove it, but the tee runs small!
The tanks are pretty roomy, but in the short sleeved tee I needed a medium (I’m normally xs or small). Super soft and comfortable.
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United StatesMost Accurate Shirt Ever (and not just the fit!)
I adore these shirts--I buy them big, and they are very comfortable.
United StatesFlowey tank
I absolutely love this!!! Great quality and comfortable!
United StatesGreat tank!
This was a gift for a friend, but she loves the design and the comfort this tank provides while she’s getting her workout in! Best purchase!
