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I Need Something That's More Than Coffee But Less Than Cocaine Shirt Unisex
I Need Something That's More Than Coffee But Less Than Cocaine Shirt Unisex
PRODUCT DESCRIPTION
PRODUCT DESCRIPTION
You got 3 hours of sleep. Maybe it was the 3rd cup of coffee at 4pm. Maybe you were up way too late scrolling on Tiktok. Could've been the guy on your street who started his big dumb truck that desperately needs a new exhaust at 4am. Whatever the reason, your usual morning coffee is just not going to cut it today.
Been there, done that. That's why we created this funny workout shirt! Available as a looser, unisex t-shirt or a tank top - both are great workout shirts! You can choose from 4 different colors for both styles.
To view our tutorial of how to make this shirt a muscle tank, click here.
SIZING CHART
SIZING CHART
| CHEST | LENGTH | |
|---|---|---|
| S | 36" | 25.25" |
| M | 39" | 25.5" |
| L | 44" | 26.25" |
| XL | 48" | 27.5" |
| XXL | 52" | 28" |
RETURN INFORMATION
RETURN INFORMATION
- 30-day return policy applies to eligible items.
- Free return shipping available for exchanges and store credit.
- For refunds to original payment method, return shipping fees apply.
- International customers are responsible for all return shipping costs.
- Items marked as 'Final Sale' are excluded from returns. Please check the product description.
SHIPPING & DELIVERY
SHIPPING & DELIVERY
- Free Standard Shipping: Orders over $100
- All Orders Ship from Massachusetts, USA
- International Shipping: $5.99 off for orders over $100
- U.S. Delivery Timeframe: 5-8 business days (includes processing)
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Fun, cozy, soft tshirt
This will definitely be a go-to shirt for the indefinite future. I’ve loved many leggings and now can vouch for the T-shirts too!
Love the Unisex Tees!
This shirt is hilarious and perfect for the gym! The material is soft and lightweight so I don't get too hot! Will continue to buy these!
Soft and funny
My new go to shirt. The shirts are so soft and this one always makes me laugh.
Constantly Varied Gear
Hey Sara, Thank you so much for your purchase! We are so thrilled to hear that you feel this way. If you need help with anything please feel free to reach out to us at support@constantlyvariedgear.com.
Love the Feel!
This shirt was so soft. It fit great and I loved the funny saying.
Constantly Varied Gear
Hey Lee, Thank you so much for your purchase! We are so thrilled to hear that you feel this way. If you need help with anything please feel free to reach out to us at support@constantlyvariedgear.com.
Made it my own
Got this bigger so I could make a muscle tank out of it for the gym. It was my first time trying that but it turned out great. And everyone got a kick outta the saying, like always!
